this is one of the funniest things i have ever heard one of my kids say. Jackson was in the bath by himself and I walked in to check on him. He was lying down on his back, ears under the water. I said something like, "hey buddy, how ya' doing?" He replies, "I'm a diver Mommy". "A diver?, I asked. he says, "yes, just like Jesus
dived on the cross". I almost died! He kept asking me what was so funny. "Why you laugh, Mommy?" These kids crack me up. :)